This is Criz. He iz dum.
Shoking evidense haz com to ligt tat dumnes can be fuond in criz. Sceintists hav provan tat dumnes can and wil be fuond in criz. A pol siads tat 100% of criz radclifs in camelot ar dum.
Smartened sceintists siad criz can be fixed if we starv him. Insted ov giveng fuod to criz giv fuod to petrock ierland fer eiting.